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What makes Jasper one of the UK’s most memorable performers

As a trained actor, Jasper has combined the art of magic with acting, to create hilarious unique characters to make
any event come alive.

Whilst the likes of Kockov and Las Vegas star, Toni Baloney – the Gambling Phoney, provide most of his work,
Jasper also creates bespoke characters for companies and specific themed events.

With all Jasper’s characters, besides the different costumes, wigs and accents, it’s his ability to understand the
audience and how best to entertain them, that makes him a totally self-contained spontaneous improvisational
comedy performer.

Please note, some of these characters are non-magic performing, (denoted by NM), instead they conjure up
funny incidents, comical situations and amusing moments.

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Black-tie events, weddings, corporate or private parties
Kockov – Monrokvia’s greatest Mindreader and Magician, Vladimir Dimitri Kockov. Making the mundane amazing.
With a twist of mystery and the bizarre, Kockov has been known to fool many people, leaving questions like
“how does he get into those leather trousers?” , “have you seen his Hair?” and “he’s really foreign, isn’t he?”.
Unique award- winning entertainment for absolutely any event, just don’t expect to understand everything he tells you.

click here for Kockov’s full details.

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Casino Nights, Gambling Events or Black-tie Dinners
Toni Baloney, the Gambling Phoney – Las Vegas (by way of NYC). This very sassy street-wise con-man and trickster,
is dressed to kill and ready to thrill. With his fast-talking New York attitude, he takes no prisoners when it comes to
getting the laughs.

Click here for Toni’s full details.

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Wedding Fairs : NM
Rev. Gordon Oswald Davies – GOD for short. Gordon is a teacup- carrying – cucumber- sandwich - munching man
of the cloth, who really should learn to keep his nose out of his parishioners’ business. The softly spoken Reverend
of the ‘Church of the Not-All-Together Saints’, has the very disarming ability of looking almost too convincing in his
dog collar. The laughs come thick and fast with this slightly naughty vicar, guaranteed to bring any wedding fair to life.

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Stands at Events, Exhibitions, or Product Launches: NM
DJ Dave Mundane – Radio Cheese DJ. As a real ex-radio DJ, it was not a massive jump for Jasper to create the
ultimate ‘cheesy’ local radio jock. With his highlighted blonde feathered hair, appalling dress sense, and amazingly
over-the-top jock-tastic voice, Dave is a brilliant crowd puller. Standing behind a giant yellow transistor radio,
complete with dial, 5 foot chrome aerial and a built in p.a. system, Dave plays the best cheesy music, hosts competitions,
giveaways and even a spoof charity single live performance. As Jasper used to be a radio jingle creator, he can make
you bespoke sung jingles and adverts for your event. Mix in live demonstrations and relevant guests, and you have
an enormously flexible amusing amplified entertainment.

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Caravan, camping or any specialist events: NM
Malcom Rimmington – Caravan geek and hobbyist. With his tweedy suit, hat, stick and sensible shoes, Malcom
brings mayhem where ever he goes. Originally created for several large caravan and camping exhibitions,
Malcom keeps the stall holders as happy as the customers. Be warned though he can be slightly anarchic given
half the chance, but he’s happy to show off his intimate knowledge and love of whatever event it is he’s at.

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Food Fairs, Corporate BBQs & Company Picnics
Jamie Olivoil - this comedy-cockney-cook couldn’t even make toast let alone a decent meal, but his illusions
will leave you feeling full of surprise. A bizarre culinary magic turn that has this ‘3 Pirelli Starred’ gormless
gastronome cook up a menu of magic to make you laugh. Choose a three course magic feast from the specially
printed menu and see strange things happen to the napkins, cutlery, and even your imaginary bill. Dressed as
a strolling chef, people think they are being offered something to taste, but instead they get a miniature magic show
on a plate. Ideal for food fairs, BBQs, or any outdoor event where you want to be served something a little different.

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Christmas
Scrooge – Christmas Bah-Humbug Grump. Based on the Dickens character, this disgruntled festive favourite,
complete with dressing gown, nightcap and slippers, gets as good a reaction from adults as children. Spreading
his Christmas un-cheer as he goes, his constant moaning is a delight to shoppers or event visitors. Plenty of
laughs with this Yuletide yapper.

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Halloween
Muthara – Frightening Halloween figure. The mythical Muthara is keeper of the vampire crypts and works as part
of a whole hire-able Halloween experience, or on his own. This live snake-wearing monstrous man weaves dark
close-up magic and story telling, to create
an unforgettable experience. Truly creepy stuff.

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Family Entertainment: NM
Professor Wolfgang Von Pimplestein – this loopy Smavarian-born magic rubber meister has a mop of long grey
hair and sports a shirt, bow tie and braces. The slightly softly spoken Germanic boffin will regale you of tales growing
up in his father’s butcher’s shop where he used to twist the sausages, but now he just twists balloons. Fun family
entertainment
to make you laugh and smile.

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All Events:
Jasper* - one of the most booked characters Jasper plays, is himself, an exaggerated ‘street’ version of his
corporate close-up magic persona. Able to command instant respect and handle large crowds with ease, this is the
ultimate moveable entertainment. Using everyday objects to create accessible magic moments, Jasper is funny,
likeable and infinitely adaptable.

 

Please note that many of these characters are interchangeable and can be adapted to work
almost any occasion, also if you don’t see anything here to grab you, why not contact Jasper
about his creating you your very own bespoke character for your event.

 

 

 

 

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Jasper Blakeley
All rights reserved
Phone: 01446 701103
Mobile: 07973 731335
magic@jasperblakeley.co.uk

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